Monday, January 10, 2005

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23 Comments:

Blogger Veronica said...

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January 11, 2005 at 11:50 AM  
Blogger Wendi said...

rock!

January 11, 2005 at 8:14 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

Hello *waves*

January 13, 2005 at 11:36 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Say somethin'!

February 3, 2005 at 11:58 PM  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

What Sam said!

LOL!

March 15, 2005 at 3:07 AM  
Blogger Goddam Liberal said...

Ben, you look remarkably like Ian McShane! :-)

March 23, 2005 at 4:16 PM  
Blogger LiberalsLost said...

#189: Ben — 03/27 at 06:52 PM
*pours self a stiff drink and takes a belt*

My mommy always told me there were no creationists... no real ones... but there are...

I always knew you were a mamma's boy, Ben.

March 27, 2005 at 6:41 PM  
Blogger LiberalsLost said...

Apparently your mommy wasn't very bright, Ben. Now I know where your lack of intelligence comes from.

March 27, 2005 at 6:44 PM  
Blogger Mr.KnowitAll said...

I have finally come to the conclusion that I have been mistaken about the the theory of evolution all along. It is a lie. The creationists were right.

March 27, 2005 at 7:09 PM  
Blogger Mr.KnowitAll said...

Ben,

The evidence for creation is all around you. Open your eyes! Sorry, I blasted you with my earlier comments. I've been in the heat of battle all day.

March 27, 2005 at 8:44 PM  
Blogger mr.knowitall said...

#17: Ben — 03/27 at 10:08 PM
According to statistics, the Hillsong Church is the most rapidly growing Christian denomination in Australia. Apparently their services are like extravagant pop concerts, which has been credited for their exponential increase in popularity. And there's coffee and Krispy Kreme donuts! It appears that the more intellectually regressive you market yourself, the greater proportion of modern societal malcontents you'll snare.

I couldn't agree with you more Ben. There is a lot of phoney baloney going on in the name of Christianity. The Bible warns us of false prophets. It says there will be many.

I recently attended a donut and coffee church myself. I couldn't wait to get out of there. I told my wife that we should have gone to a bar to worship. At least someone there might have talked to me.

Just because the churches are all screwed up doesn't mean you should write off Christianity.

This is what I meant when I said I am a Christian, but I'm not religious. It was the religious zealots, (at least in the physical sense) who demanded the crucifiction of Christ, although in reality we all crucified him. If you read the Bible, you will discover that Christ often made the religious look plain silly and he exposed them for who they were.

I am sick of the phony-baloney Krispy Kreme church stuff myself.

March 27, 2005 at 10:39 PM  
Blogger mr.knowitall said...

#17: Ben — 03/27 at 10:08 PM
According to statistics, the Hillsong Church is the most rapidly growing Christian denomination in Australia. Apparently their services are like extravagant pop concerts, which has been credited for their exponential increase in popularity. And there's coffee and Krispy Kreme donuts! It appears that the more intellectually regressive you market yourself, the greater proportion of modern societal malcontents you'll snare.

I couldn't agree with you more Ben. There is a lot of phoney baloney going on in the name of Christianity. The Bible warns us of false prophets. It says there will be many.

I recently attended a donut and coffee church myself. I couldn't wait to get out of there. I told my wife that we should have gone to a bar to worship. At least someone there might have talked to me.

Just because the churches are all screwed up doesn't mean you should write off Christianity.

This is what I meant when I said I am a Christian, but I'm not religious. It was the religious zealots, (at least in the physical sense) who demanded the crucifiction of Christ, although in reality we all crucified him. If you read the Bible, you will discover that Christ often made the religious look plain silly and he exposed them for who they were.

I am sick of the phony-baloney Krispy Kreme church stuff myself.

March 27, 2005 at 11:03 PM  
Blogger mr.knowitall said...

#17: Ben — 03/27 at 10:08 PM
According to statistics, the Hillsong Church is the most rapidly growing Christian denomination in Australia. Apparently their services are like extravagant pop concerts, which has been credited for their exponential increase in popularity. And there's coffee and Krispy Kreme donuts! It appears that the more intellectually regressive you market yourself, the greater proportion of modern societal malcontents you'll snare.

I couldn't agree with you more Ben. There is a lot of phoney baloney going on in the name of Christianity. The Bible warns us of false prophets. It says there will be many.

I recently attended a donut and coffee church myself. I couldn't wait to get out of there. I told my wife that we should have gone to a bar to worship. At least someone there might have talked to me.

Just because the churches are all screwed up doesn't mean you should write off Christianity.

This is what I meant when I said I am a Christian, but I'm not religious. It was the religious zealots, (at least in the physical sense) who demanded the crucifiction of Christ, although in reality we all crucified him. If you read the Bible, you will discover that Christ often made the religious look plain silly and he exposed them for who they were.

I am sick of the phony-baloney Krispy Kreme church stuff myself.

March 27, 2005 at 11:55 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

"And Jesus said "Spam ye the blogs of yonder heathens, and you shall surely be welcomed into the House of the Lord". And Yea, the spammers did use different IP addresses to clog the blogs with most righteous comment spam, and there was much rejoicing. And they feasted upon the lambs, and sloths and anchovies and breakfast cereals. And the Lord God smiled upon Blogger.com, and He saw that it was good."

Ellison 23:12-14

March 28, 2005 at 5:16 AM  
Blogger ILoveGod said...

That's pretty good Ben. I like it. : )

March 28, 2005 at 11:32 AM  
Blogger ILoveGod said...

Good one Ben. I like it.

March 28, 2005 at 1:11 PM  
Blogger ILoveGod said...

PZ with his scientific powers, has banned me from his ivory towers
The truth is much too painful you see, He can’t admit he put Christ on that tree

He is superior, about his credentials he boasts, but in the end he will be toast

There is still hope, he can still change, even a dog can be cured of the mange.

March 28, 2005 at 1:13 PM  
Blogger ILoveGod said...

ILoveGod said...
What can I do to help these poor souls?

They seem to believe in goblins and trolls,

PZ must stand for Perverted Zoologist

I don’t know why he insists he’s a Biologist.

They cannot see because they do not open their eyes

The miracle of creation they cannot realize

The power of Christ is much stronger you see

Than any so-called scientist who calls himself PZ

I will continue to pray that God will wake these slumbering souls

Who believe in the existence of goblins and trolls.

The battle was over before it began,

God defeated Satan; that was the plan

March 28, 2005 at 1:40 PM  
Blogger ILoveGod said...

PZ lined up his great army against one, but still he was defeated and started to run. He fell on the ground for his entire army to see. They screamed in despair, Please GET UP PZ!

PZ's teeth were missing, the rest of his hair fell out. The Army of one gave a victorious shout. PZ thought he had lost to a man, but he was lost to begin with, he didn't know God's plan.

God loves PZ and all of his men, Jesus has already paid for their sin.

Last one for the day, Ben. I thought you might enjoy these.

March 28, 2005 at 1:42 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

Hit the road, Jesus freaks. Your loony proselytising is wasted here.

March 29, 2005 at 1:39 AM  
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